Before Marriage By Pierre Conze

~BEFORE MARRIAGE~

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No!

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course.

Girl: Will you ever cheat on me?

Boy: Never in my life.

Girl: Will you ever kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy?!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: YES

Girl: SWEATHEART

~AFTER MARRIAGE~

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